A compilation of short tips I've come to recognize. Take it with a sense of humor. I'm always adding to it.
If you have a beard, stroke it. It slows down time.
Eat more - feel better about your gluttony.
Sing like a bird, even if your not the prettiest tweet in the trees. Otherwise the forest would be very silent.
Remember who you are.
Stay positive.
Forgive yourself and others.
Forget not what it was like to be at the beginning; then there will be no end.
Stop doing what you hate.
Stop trying to look young.
Eat oatmeal every morning. Perfect the concoction every morning to suit you.
Apple a day keeps the doctor away - maybe keeps you young at the same time.
Forget about time as much as possible.
Meditate.
Let your mind wander as far and as long as possible away from the ego.
Confront death and rid all fear of it.
Remember who you are inside - it will see you through.
Resistance of any kind will cause recession.
Follow your heart till the ends of the earth - there you will peace.
Make your home in the hearts of others.
Never fear anything.
Know thyself.
